What does this Polish mean?

It was written on Facebook by a Polish girl on another girl's wall:

oooooooo jejkuuuuuuuuu czyzbys calowala sie z/obmacywala na lawce z panem B.S.???:-DD normalnie chlopow jak rekawiczki zmieniasz, i nawet ja juz nie nadarzam:-P hahaha caluje:-*

My family moved to America in 1911. On my mothers side of the family I am a pure blood Polish. I know that my great-great grandmother only spoke Polish, my great grandmother wanted nothing to do with it, my grandmother speaks a little Polish and my mom and I know a few words. My mom's maiden name is Kuzniewski. I want to know how I can learn about my roots because the information I just gave is all I know.

I have always been viewed as a little Polish girl, since I was a baby my mom always called me her "Little Polish Princess." I want to learn all I can about my ancestry and traditions etc.

For my wedding I looked up Polish wedding traditions and found a few that I loved. One was the family giving wine, bread and salt to the new couple. Another I loved was the Czypek. I don't know how accurate they are I just know that is what I found by doing research.

Please help me learn about where I came from.
Also would my name (Kelli) be pronounced differently in Polish? My grandmother didn't know.

My family moved to America in 1911. On my mothers side of the family I am a pure blood Polish. I know that my great-great grandmother only spoke Polish, my great grandmother wanted nothing to do with it, my grandmother speaks a little Polish and my mom and I know a few words. My mom's maiden name is Kuzniewski. I want to know how I can learn about my roots because the information I just gave is all I know.

I have always been viewed as a little Polish girl, since I was a baby my mom always called me her "Little Polish Princess." I want to learn all I can about my ancestry and traditions etc.

For my wedding I looked up Polish wedding traditions and found a few that I loved. One was the family giving wine, bread and salt to the new couple. Another I loved was the Czypek. I don't know how accurate they are I just know that is what I found by doing research.

Please help me learn about where I came from.

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Thanks!!

Me and this polish girl met in school and we get on really well and I was thinking of asking her out as we seem to connect. I want to speak to her in polish though. If you have any phrases i could use I would appreciate it. Could you also tell me how to pronounce it too? Thank you!

Hello everybody, especially teenagers. I'm a 16-years-old Polish girl and I would like to discover what do U know about Poland and the Polish people (following the ask in the topic:). I also would like to know some customs of different cultures and counties so if U're interested in taking a conversation with me - just write on the mail: martynea@yahoo.pl or give me a sign by MSN messenger: martisea@hotmail.com CU!

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What does it mean in polish language?

"tej nawet jakies polki dorwaƂas" i have this comment on my facebook from a polish girl. can anybody tell me what it means? online translators didn't help!!