Polish Translation…?

Can someone translate these sentences/phrases into English for me?
Or give me a clue as to what is going on...translators just aren't cutting it :-/
-A jakos leci
-Oj to dzieki
-Kogo kogo albo co co
-Jak tam kumpel
-Przekrec
-Jak zyje stary kumpel
-Korwa no odbieraj
-To tak nie ladnie Robus olewac kumpele

Need a website for polish pronunciation?

I want to find a website where I can just type in the polish word or sentence and it will pronounce it for me. I've only been able to find website that have phrases or words there and they pronounce it or tell you how to pronounce it, but in order to help me in my Polish class I need something where I can put in the specific words or phrases I need.

Good website for learning Polish (free)?

I would like to learn Polish (especially conversational). I've been directed to the site below, but the speaker is much too fast, and gives long phrases. I'm good with languages, but I can't make out at all what he's saying. It's a shame, because otherwise it looks like a well laid-out website.

TIA!

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http://www.oneness.vu.lt/

Heres the thing people I've been working at this place for a few months now and have gotten to know some of the staff, but there is this one girl who is like AWESOME she is perfect and as you have probably guessed from the question she is Polish, she does speak english but i want to impress her by showing her i can speak it too, so to speak. i dont need any advice on what to say i just need to know how to pronounce these phrases without making me sound like an ass please
Any help is greatly appreciated

Phrases:
Jesteś piękna - You are beautiful
Masz ładne oczy - Your eyes are beautiful

I may need more help if things go well to learn how to say more complex things

I am a swim instructor and I just got a little girl in my class who speaks only Polish. I was wondering if anyone knew how to say some of these "learning to swim" phrases?
- Kick your feet
- hold your breath
- jump!
- make big arms
-good!
- thank you!
- hello!
- On your back
- float like a starfish!

I met this girl in school who I really like and thought it would be nice to speak to her in polish. Any useful girlfriend/boyfriend phrases and stuff like that.

Learn basic German and Polish online?

I am part German and Polish, and I want to touch on my roots. Someday I want to go to Germany and study for a semester during college (Spring Break next year I'm going for a week), as well as Poland if I could, and I just want to brush up on the basics--- alphabet, pronunciation, vital vocabulary/phrases, etc.

Does anyone have any good FREE online helping tools suggestions? It means a lot to me, to learn about where I came from, because the rest of my family doesn't really care. :S

Thanks in advanced

How many languages can you speak?

Me: 1 fluently (English)
French at almost A-level standard
A few sentences/phrases/random vocab of Polish (nearly enough to get around as a tourist!)
and random words/phrases from about 16 other languages that I've just picked up everywhere! :) I love learning languages!!!

And what is your favourite language to speak?

I have family there
My mom lives there
I never been there, never meet anyone on my mom side of the family.
I don't speak Polish just couple of phrases

I have 3 thousand saved in the bank
Probably around 4 thousand if i keep saving, by this summer.

Do you think i could get any kind of job, not knowing much Polish?
And you think i could move there, for a couple of months?
Living with my mom family,after a graduate from high school.
I am not going to a college, just community college.

I am 18 girl.

how do i say "shut up", "i'll kick your @$$", "you're annoying" and maybe some ADVANCED phrases in polish like "im hungry", "i'll work on that later". stuff like that ( please write how to pronounce them)
maybe some websites will help!

thanks

Me and this polish girl met in school and we get on really well and I was thinking of asking her out as we seem to connect. I want to speak to her in polish though. If you have any phrases i could use I would appreciate it. Could you also tell me how to pronounce it too? Thank you!

Knowledge of Polish language is necessity to get job in the UK nowadays. Do UY know any Polish words or phrases?

i'd like something that will allow me to cut and paste phrases into a window, translate a letter as i type it, or something along those lines. (if you speak polish and have time on your hands to translate some short phrases i email you, i will be forever grateful and do what i can to return the favor)

Polish translation required?

Hi please help me with Polish translation for these phrases below:

1. Whats your Idea of Fun?'
2. 'Fun Ideas'
3. 'Ideas of Fun'

It's the same letters except there's little marks on them. But no other "letters". I don't wanna have everything in Polish, but I wanna type certain words or phrases in Polish using their alphabet, or should I just use the English alphabet, it won't always come out right, though.

It's the same letters except there's little marks on them. But no other "letters". I don't wanna have everything in Polish, but I wanna type certain words or phrases in Polish using their alphabet, or should I just use the English alphabet, it won't always come out right, though.

this has been killing me for ages ive been planning to approach him, but what do i say when i get to that stage?
i dont want to speak in polish and embarrass myself :/ i know a few phrases but before i actually talk to him in polish i want to get to know him what should i say?

Polish Pronunciation/Alphabet?!!?

I am trying to teach myself Polish. I have this "Polish in Four Weeks" book that has different phrases and stuff and i just want to learn kinda of basic so it works. But the part on how to PRONOUNCE everything is not fully explained. That seems like the hardest part to me. Because they have the same alphabet but way different sounds.

So i looked on line for something better. And they explain is better with better examples and everything. But now the problem is that different web sites say DIFFERENT things. So i am all lost and confused. If any of you have know Polish pronunciation, do you think that you could find me a list of the alphabet and how to say the letters?? One that is the REAL thing? That would be a HUGE help. Thank you!

Recommend the best long-term Polish language program?

I need a good software/audio cds/workbooks/book packs/whatever it takes... to learn Polish. I am not talking like unsuccessful in long term crash course phrases courses.

I really want to learn this language and am looking for a long term program with lots and lots of volumes and cds and extensive and important detail needed to speak well and properly. Even Polish Pimsleur only has one volume. So please, recommend all good products. Thank you.

Polish language!?

How to say in Polish:1. I don't speak Polish, but i know some phrases in Polish.2.how are you.3.Do you like in America?4. How are you?5.I'm fine, thank you.6.Polish is almost like Ukrainian.
6.Polish languge is almost like Ukrainian language.