Alright will be going to poland in a few months to see myyyy girlfriend, but the thing is what will be the first thing I do after I get off the plane do I need to show passport to anyone or anything?Just ive never flew before and i dont speak polish so.I'm wondering whats usually the first thing that happens after i get off plane.I'm 16 btw I will be traveling alone and wont have a minor service.I'm from the USA if that matters...Dunno how things work.

I am 15 and i am sort of motivated. I have benefits though i have a Polish girlfriend and what i am trying to do is to learn the polish alphabet and get really good at reading like that's all what i'll be doing then i will understand because i'll be looking or asking her what do they mean. Is that a good plan because i seriously don't want to spend 10 years learning.
Ohh noo she knows English but she says things about me in polish ( like good things ) and i really want to know it but she wont tell me.

Hey, so here's my little story lol. So my girlfriend was born in Poland, and she moved to the US about 8 years ago. She speaks english/polish perfectly, but I have knowledge about any Polish stuff lol. So... a few weeks ago I thought it would be nice to send her a great wakeup txt haha, and she loved it. I just said some really nice things and stuff like that So she likes me doing that every once in awhile now.

The last few times Ive been sending better and better messages, and its getting hard lol. So I thought this time I would say something in Polish to her lol. Nothing to long, just something short and sweet.

So could someone please translate this sentence?

Good morning I love you and can't wait to see you later!

Could someone also tell me how to write/pronouce "I love you" in polish?

Thanks a ton!

Well I'm black, and I want to go to Poland one, day, so do they like black people there, will I meet friends, will I find a girlfriend, whats it like like there...please and thank you

What chance has a 40 years polish man who looks even 55 speaking broken english with no house, money on a debt management and house repossessing process to find a girlfriend in UK?

I hope you don't mind writing both the actual spelling and the pronounciation.

I love you
I love chocolate
I don't like shoes
You're not pretty.

How do you pronounce this word? : mężczyzn

Thanks
( My friend has a Polish girlfriend )

My girlfriend wrote the following to me.... I apologise if it's rude!

"kolorowych snow kochanie i dziekuje ze jestes"

Thanks!

I am writing a card for my Polish girlfriend and need some help with this.
I didn't use Google because it isn't completely accurate.

Apologies in advance for the soppiness...

So, Polish is not my strong point! Well, I don't speak it at all!! Basically, my girlfriend is Polish and her nickname is sheep (don't really know why, just kinda evolved). So on occasion, via email, SMS etc. I call her owieczka (sheep)!
I've written a poem for her in English that I'd like to have professionally framed in time for Christmas and I desperately want to make sure I get the title right. I know that sometimes the translation does not always carry-over correctly so I would be happy with any of the following:

'The Beautiful Sheep'
'Dear Sheep'
'The Little Sheep'

Hoping someone can help.

Many thanks in advance.

My boyfriend is Polish and fluent in polish. He keeps telling me I should learn polish and is working late. I want to say something really sexual and dirty in polish but I want it to be acurate. Can anyone help? Thanks!
I am looking for ideas of very dirty things to say to my boyfriend in polish. I have tried the translator sites but he never knows what im trying to say when i use those. haha Any accurate translation Ideas? or maybe any ideas of things you'l like your girlfriend to say to you in polish? Thanks!

how would one translate the below sentences to Polish, in a colloquial manner?

1.) i po co się tak napracowałem?(what does it mean)
2.) that's some fast typing
3.) that's some nice car you've got there
4.) He's not only got a Mercedes, he's even got a Jaguar.......and a Ferrari
(more concerned on how to translate not only does he have.....but also.. in the most natural colloquial way)
and also whether I just add ........i nawet Ferrari, or is 'no i nawet Ferrari' better...I dunno:D
5.) My watch doesn't show me the date at all
(is 'zegarek wcale mi nie pokaże data? or
'na moim zegarku nie pokaże się data'?...or....
6.) Go, Federer! (should I put Federer in the vocative case?)
7.) Is za broń stressed on 'za' or on 'broń'? (from chwytić za broń)
8.) Yes, exactly, and actually I'd say the same about myself
9.) He's probably too shy to describe his girlfriend
10.) Can I describe my girlfriend now? .....sure, go ahead (someone told me Poles would say 'describe!' instead, I don't trust him)
11.) Hydrophobic

and what's would a Pole say to someone who've
arrived a lot later than expected (like in English, they
would say, 'what the hell took you so long?')

I know that was a lot, but I really want to master how to express things without sounding like a textbook, in Polish. Full points obviously for the first helpful answer. Dzięki stokrotnie!
correction with 10.)
it should have been:

do you want to hear a joke? sure, go ahead

my girlfriend's cat just passed away and I would like to dedicate something to her, so she can't help me with the translation, since is a surprise. I would like to write "in memory of "the name of the cat", I wonder how to write that in Polish or if there is any other similar phrase I can use for such purpose.

because she's Polish, i cant talk because well she speaks Polish, i only speak English she has a brother or normal friend i think... hes a lot younger... were both in year 9, somethimes i make eye contact and it looks like she just turned away from me??? like she saw me quick or something?? but i think i made a fool of myself.. first time, im slightly dissabled so i walk a little limpy, only slightly... anyway yesterday someone came up to me with 2 friends, one was a polish boy, who spoke english, said hey touch my pen.. i knew what pen it was.. a shock pen.. so i touched it on purpose and it stangg!! i went Augh FUCK! and laughed slightly, i kinda jumped.. , the next day today i put my Jumper over my head, and i looked like (Ghost) in COD Modern warfare 2) lol, we dont talk, but i think when i shocked myself on the pen, she looked over and laughed, but i dont think she knows me/ intrested enough with a guy like me, as lol iv'e never had a girlfriend ever, and were both in the same year, it would be inbarrising the first time.. but any sudgestions?? for anything that makes sense in this question?? thanks, were both in year 9 14 years, i hope you understand the whole question...

My Polish girlfriend always ends her letters with some polish phrase or term of endearment. She wrote " rozlicze Cię kiedyś z tych buziaków". I google translated it and it says "settlement of these once you kisses", which doesnt make a lot of sense to me. Can anyone help me out with this?

she joined my school late this year... (from Poland)

because she's Polish, i cant talk because well she speaks Polish, i only speak English she has a brother or normal friend i think... hes a lot younger... were both in year 9, somethimes i make eye contact and it looks like she just turned away from me??? like she saw me quick or something?? but i think i made a fool of myself.. first time, im slightly dissabled so i walk a little limpy, only slightly... anyway yesterday someone came up to me with 2 friends, one was a polish boy and his friend said hey touch my pen.. i knew what pen it was.. a shock pen.. so i touched it on purpose and it stangg!! i went Augh ****! and laughed slightly, i kinda jumped.. , the next day today i put my Jumper over my head, and i looked like (Ghost) in COD Modern warfare 2) lol, we dont talk, but i think when i shocked myself on the pen, she looked over, but i dont think she knows me/ intrested enough with a guy like me, as lol iv'e never had a girlfriend ever, and were both in the same year, it would be inbarrising the first time.. but any sudgestions?? for anything that makes sense in this question?? thanks, were both in year 9 14 years, i hope you understand the whole question...

I need to know how to say "I love you more than anything baby girl" in polish. Its for my girlfriend. Give me the closest you can get to that I know there is no word for love in polish

My Polish girlfriend gave me this address: 05-090 Raszyn 17 Wodna street Poland. How do I write that on an envelope? I am used to the american style.