There you go. That means:
Hi and Happy New year!
Where are you from?
*sigh* Believe me, don’t even try talking in polish. Don’t get me wrong, I’m just saying that because it’s a hard language, and not because you’re stupid.
Sorry, but why do you want to speak polish?

It’s an honest question. Why? You never mentioned that, I don’t think…
Well! Good luck if you want to learn Polish or German.

Hope ‘09 is a good year for you!
Bye =)

-Ania-

It is pronounced "eesh leebe deesh" and it means "I love you".

Ich hasse Sie. Sie saugen.

Pronounced "eesh hausay see. See saugen". It means " I hate you. You suck."

That help?

My favorite was a nonsense sentence I taught my friends who wanted me to teach them something in German since I was the only one of us taking it.

Ich bin ein Geburtstagsgeschenk.

Translation: I am a birthday present.

German is full of insanely long words, and that was one of the first we learned in class, and to this day is my favorite.

which means:
a bagpipe-playing forklift truck driver, who got distracted by a magpie, ran over a meerkat.

po polsku też mogę coś napisać: nie zgadzam się z Anią ze polski jest trudnym językiem; urodziłem sie w Anglii ale nieżle daje sobie radę .

i can write something in polish as well: i dont agree with Ania that polish is difficult language; i was born in england but i manage quite well

Ja też nie zgadzam się z Anią, bo napisać lub powiedzieć "chcieć mówić po polsku" może ktoś, kto tego języka dobrze nie zna. Ludzie, nie próbujcie szpanować, po pierwsze nie znając danego języka, a po drugie nie wiedząc, co to znaczy tłumaczenie.

Eng:

I also don’t agree with Ania because to write or say "(he/she) want to speaking Polish", a person has to not know the certain well. People, please don’t try to show off by first not the certain language and by second, not being aware of what translating means.